Three Short Stories

He came home late night. Turned on the TV. 
Took out the cereal box and poured some in a bowl. 
When he opened the fridge, he realized that there was no milk. 
He sat down on the couch and started crying and shouting: 
“Why bad things always happen to good people like me? 
  Why? Why?
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A man gave up everything and spent his whole life hoping 
to get into heaven after death.
When he died, God greeted him and said:
“Welcome back my child. 
Did you enjoy your life in heaven?”

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A man asked a priest "Father ! Can I smoke while I pray ?
Priest got Angry. "No... you cannot do that" he said.

Another man asked "Father. Can I Pray while I smoke?
Priest said "Sure ...... You can pray any time"
           Response  depends on how you ask .......... 
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